Normal Conversations 10th Edition

So we do monthly date nights with the kids (swapping months). This month was mommy date nights so for 3 Fridays in the month one of the kids gets a one-on-one date night with me.  Tonight was Eli's date night.

Here are just a few of the fantastic conversations we had in the car.

Elijah: Oooh! Flame Broiler. Wait, I don't know why I said "oooh", I don't even like Flame Broiler.
Me: It's delicious
Elijah: Mom, I'm older and wiser now. I can have my own perspections now.

Elijah: Mom, who was smarter in 3rd grade? Me or Jordan?
Me: I don't know, you both have things you are good at.
Elijah: It's ok, I know it is Joran. She actually pays attention to things.

Elijah: I wish I was a plant so I could eat air and make everyone be able to breath. That'd be cool.