Normal Conversations 5th Edition

I'm pretty sure I'm not using "edition" correctly.  But what went from a one time blog turned into a thing...so I'm just going with it.

::watching t.v. with Jordan::

Character on show: What you did is unforgivable!
Jordan: Well, I guess he isn't Christian


::while finding something to eat::
Me: Jordan, how about a crunchy granola bar?
Jordan: ooo
Me: I like mine with peanut butter...but you don't like peanut butter.
Jordan: I HATE it. Hates a strong word. Hate is the perfect word to use.


::seeing a band-aid on Jordan's leg::
Me: What happened to your leg? Did you cut it shaving?
Jordan: I don't shave.
Me: Right answer, you pass the test.
Jordan: Can I shave?
Me: No