Eli: OWWWWWWW ::cry:: ::whine:: Taylor hurt me
Taylor: It was a pillow, it didn't hurt that bad
Eli: Well...you don't hurt that bad (said in a mean/sarcastic tone)
Me: Eli, why are you trying to be mean and hurtful? Go to your room to cool off.
Eli: ::cry whine::
5 minutes later
Me: Eli come to the table for dinner
::Eli runs out butt naked::
Me: Eli, we don't come to dinner naked. Get pants on.
::Eli leaves and comes back with a blanket on him::
Me: Eli, why are you still naked? Why are you naked at all? I told you to go to your room? Where are your clothes?
::Eli just stares at me giggling:
Taylor: Eli! Get pants on! Mom, I can't eat with him all naked like that.
Me: Eli! Go get clothes on
::Eli comes out with shorts on::
Taylor: Gosh! Mom, I can still see his chest!!
Me: Taylor, get over it
Jordan: Oh, OK! We are allowed to eat without shirts on! ::starts to lift her shirt::
Me: NO! Girls keep their clothes on and boys keep their pants on for dinner! This isn't complicated or new!
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