What did God make?
Taylor: God made us, but wait mommy... I thought you were going to give me some popcorn. God made your nose.
Jordan: Sun, flowers, the sky, ground, the feet, the hands, the face.
What animals live in the sea?
Taylor: Dolphins, fish, sea turtles, sharks, whales, ummm that's it. I mean octopuses.
Jordan: Turtles live in the sea. Dolphins live in the sea. Turtles live in the sea. Frogs live in the sea - frogs don't live in the sea, they live on the ground.
Why do you brush your teeth?
Taylor: Because, so we can get the stinking breath out and get germs off our teeth.
Jordan: I already did brush my teeth! Because I could brush my teeth.
What's your favorite thing to do outside?
Taylor: Play with mud.
Jordan: My favorite thing is chopping and mixing.
What's your favorite thing to do inside?
Taylor: Play fetch with Jordan...she pretends to be a dog.
Jordan: To eat dinner and sprinkles. COOKIES!
Why does mommy ask you all these questions?
Taylor: Because she's rally nice on blog night.
Jordan: Because she always the doggies and the face and the hands an my feet and sumtin.
Is there anything you want to tell mommy's friends?
Taylor: Why you will shoot fish out when you eat it.
Jordan: I want to tel mommy's friends I have yucky foot. Stinky foot. Yeah that's what I got to tell your friends.