This will be short, but so worth the read... unless you don't like adorable kids saying hilarious things...then just go away.
Taylor (age 9): mom, what does L:I:Q:U:O:R spell?
Me: sound it out
Jordan (age 7): lick-el-ur...liiiiiick....ellll...ur
Me: why are you adding an extra L?
Taylor: what's lick-er?
Elijah (age 6): hahahahahahahaha. Lick her! It's a lick her store! Like, what even is that!? Like I have a Popsicle and they'll lick it for me? hahahahaha