What does mommy do all day at work?
Taylor: Um work there so you can make money for all the people so we can live in a house.
Jordan: Makes toast. Once upon a time there was a girl stuck with lemurs. But there were no lemurs. The end.
What does daddy do all day?
Taylor: Stays home while you're at work.
Jordan: He makes dinner all day. He watch tv.
Who should have a new baby?
Taylor: You and Daddy.
What is a question?
Taylor: Um its a question like why is mommy the best.
Jordan: A question means you need to answer so you can get stronger.
Why do you like Uncle Sam?
Taylor: i don't like uncle Sam because he doesn't like eating pineapples.
Jordan: because he wears a blue shirt.
What's inside cake that makes it so yummy?
Taylor: because its whip cream and stuff.
Jordan: it has eggs and you put it in your tummy. There's a party in my tummy. Please come to the party in my tummy.