1. There are 2 times in life going to the bathroom is insanely stressful. The first is the first time you poop after giving birth - a baby was just shoved out of your lady bits... as you push to poop you can't but wonder what else will come shooting out.
2. The second the first time you pee after getting an IVF transfer. You KNOW the baby isn't going to just pop out, but still as you sit over the toilet you can't help but worry about those beautiful babies in the making landing in the toilet.
3. Also, on a related bathroom note...4 babies later I MUST brace myself before a sneeze or am likely to pee on myself. True Story.