1. Next time I’m a surrogate (if this one goes well) I really hope my first trimester is during the summer… the cold makes the medication form lumps and my rear hurts. I also have the blackest bruise I’ve ever seen on one side that takes up most of the injectionable area so all my shots are currently on one side unless I want Justin to inject into a bruise. That does not sound fun.
2. Christmas stockings are for wearing on your feet and sliding across the kitchen floor. Said.No.Mom.Ever. My kids disagree.
3. If Jordan gets caught sneaking a cup of water to bed her first reaction is to drop the cup and run… yes, that happened.